Arise, Shine.

I slept in this morning. Meaning, I didn't set my alarm. And as I slowly came out of the realms of unconsciousness, like a submarine slowly rising, with the buoyancy point somewhere just beneath surface, and my mind began to assume it's waking order, it came back to me:

I was talking with someone, and another individual entered and handed me a paper with something printed on it, in bright red toner, in 26 point Courier Bold. I glanced down at it, and...wasn't impressed at first glance. But I scanned through it.

There was something odd about it.
I flipped it over, and to my horror, I saw my own name at the foot of the page.

shurly this is a miracle of gods grace. god is not only promising 2 perfect us, but all that concerns us thats rite every 1 of those unknowns every desire of the heart every perplexity and complexity all those variables all the obbstacles even all the ppl involved will be perfected according 2 gods promise & according 2 his will. and let me tell u if god can perfect me, if he is able 2 keep that i have committed 2 him, then i assure u that he can perfect u and he is able 2 keep n e thing that u can commit 2 him. if he can perfect that which concerneth me he can perfect that which concerneth every 1 of u. and if he can give me the desires of my hart he can due the same for n e 1 of u. but theres 1 thing that god will not perfect and that is whatever has not bin comitted 2 him.

I was astounded. I was amused. I was indignant. I was insulted. It was an assault on my character! How far has this been published! WHO is trying to purloin the message of the Word of GOD!


And then I woke up.

And I started laughing.



I got out of bed. It was 8:53AM. "What a way to start the day," I thought, "That's what I get for sleeping in this late".


Don't try it for real now. I might not get out of bed on the right side the next time.